Apathy Curve: Package Deal

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Monday, March 27, 2006

Package Deal

We're doomed:

Michelle Dreyfuss is normally a sweet-natured person, but recently she found herself longing for some box cutters, razor blades or an ice pick — anything to get Cinderella's Castle out of its plastic box before her little girl Camille dissolved in a puddle of tears.

"There were all these little people that came with it, and each one of them was individually wrapped, and the whole castle was attached to about five or six or 10 of those wire things," recalled Dreyfuss, of Mount Lebanon, Pa. "I was ready to go crazy, and I just hated the fact that my daughter was standing there so frustrated and panicked."

Little Camille's going to be a veritable bedrock of emotional stability by the time she reaches adulthood.

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