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Monday, February 06, 2006

Straight

Blind crack dealer:

Deputy Ed Johnson was in uniform. He was also sitting in his marked patrol car.

Michael Garibay walked up to Johnson's car at a Mobil gas station and asked the Orange County deputy if he was "straight."

When Johnson replied he was, Garibay responded "Do you know what that means? It means do you want to buy some cocaine."

Now you're "straight," Mr. Garibay--straight to StupidPrison™.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:37

1 Comments:

Blogger mman said...

What a genius this guy must be. He probably rode the little bus to school. He sure won't be straight in prison.

11:51  

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