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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Irradiated Pseudo-genitals

Stop me if you've heard this one:

A woman walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk to nuke a prosthetic penis full of male urine so she can fake a pre-employment drug test...

Maybe I'm being simple-minded here, but wouldn't it be easier to lay off the wacky weed while you're job hunting? Just a thought.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 20:39

2 Comments:

Blogger JW said...

This is what happens when you smoke the cheap stuff. Your suppose to think up world saving ideas on the ganja, say use a coffee travel mug and heat it up @ home? Not ,as a female no less, nuke a Wizzanator in public. What would Bob Marley do?

On the other side, why would you drug test a clerk at the Quick Stop?

09:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK!? She's going to jolt the johnson and do what???--with it then? This is a messed up visual man. KR is right--stick with the good clean pharmaceuticals, this is way too jacked up! What tha'?

21:53  

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