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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

To Boldly Go...

Captain Kirk is broke:

William Shatner has sold his kidney stone for £14,000 to an online casino.

Shatner, 74, said: "This takes organ donors to a new height, to a new low, maybe. How much is a piece of me worth?"

There are so many directions to go here. Just roll your own Star Trek joke.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:52

3 Comments:

Blogger Fundy said...

It is illogical to think that he is broke, for god sake Jeff he won an Emmy last year. In addition the money raised from the sale will go to Habitat for Humanity.

The joke should be on the idiot that bought it, who must be a Ferengi.

09:27  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

That's even worse; he's giving the money to Jimmy Carter.

He's not thinking straight. Put some TriOx compound in the hypo.

10:15  
Blogger mman said...

Forget the dylithium crystals Mr. Scott try these..

17:11  

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