Apathy Curve: Stupid Santa

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Stupid Santa

A couple of guys in Germany beat the snot outta Santa:

Stefan Stettler, 31, from Wiesbaden, was still in character [as Santa Claus] and chatting to other passengers while waiting for his train home.

Police say two men lost their patience when asked to "tell Santa what they want for Christmas."

The men took Stettler's sack of presents and beat him over the head with it, breaking his fingers as he tried to protect himself.

"I should have known better but come on, who beats up Santa Claus?"

Sounds to me like "Santa" is an irritating assnugget who deserved what he got. If you taunt tired, edgy commuters with deliberately inflammatory behavior, don't be surprised when they trample you like cheap grapes.

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