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I hope this isn't his day job:
As if that weren't bad enough:
What in tarnation is goin' on here?!
Looks like Viagra would be simpler. Certainly a lot less painful than tying a truck to your wanker and letting your assistant punt the family jewels.
A 50-year-old Californian man pulled a truck with his penis for a British film crew.
Martial arts grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng attached himself to the truck and pulled it several yards across a car park in Fremont.
As if that weren't bad enough:
He first tied a strip of blue fabric around his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight.
An assistant then kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle.
What in tarnation is goin' on here?!
Jin-Sheng...is the grandmaster of Iron Crotch, a branch of Qigong said to have 60,000 followers worldwide.
Its practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance.
Looks like Viagra would be simpler. Certainly a lot less painful than tying a truck to your wanker and letting your assistant punt the family jewels.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:21
3 Comments:
Thankfully there was no picture with the article.
I wonder if he has "Grandmaster Iron Crotch" on his business card....
If there is one thing I know, it’s tugging on your wiener does not hurt. Who’s Zen Master Penis Pump trying to fool? Worse is the reality of 60,000 followers of some old dudes “Iron Crouch”…….Jebus.
Punt the family jewels, dude you are one of a kind.
Iron Crotch indeed. I'm not willing to try such radical measures, I'll fall back on Cialis and the big V before I consider the intense training required to master the crotch of iron.
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