Muddled Mooses
A couple of moose (mooses? meese?) hit the ol' cider a bit too hard and then wandered into an old folks' home to create some hate and discontent:
That's one fearless (and none too bright) dog. Moose aren't exactly sweet-tempered animals at the best of times, and are quite large. Wilson, our basset hound, being the smart dog that he is, would take one look at a drunken moose and set an outbound course.
Of course, if we start seeing any moose at all--let alone drunken ones--in south Texas, I fear larger issues may be afoot.
Police managed to scare them off once, but the large mammals returned... This time the moose were drunk and aggressive, forcing police to send for a hunter with a dog to make them leave.
That's one fearless (and none too bright) dog. Moose aren't exactly sweet-tempered animals at the best of times, and are quite large. Wilson, our basset hound, being the smart dog that he is, would take one look at a drunken moose and set an outbound course.
Of course, if we start seeing any moose at all--let alone drunken ones--in south Texas, I fear larger issues may be afoot.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:39
1 Comments:
Indeed. You're farther north so I shall expect early warning if you see signs The Great Moose Invasion is underway.
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