Hot Air
The enviro-nutz are at it again. This time, they're whining because a wind farm is in the path of migrating birds.
First they want us to stop building nuke plants, so we do. Then they want us to stop building coal, gas, and oil-fired power plants. So we do. Then they want us to stop building dams, so we do. Then they demand that we start building highly inefficient wind farms, so we do. Now they want us to shut down the wind farms.
There's no making these people happy. They have such an overburden of self-loathing, they'll not be happy until every human on Earth is either dead or living in a cave, waiting to die. Wankers.
I need to patent my HippieHeater 3000. Burn hippies, heat your home, help the environment! I could sell it to all those people who bought the wood pellet furnaces. There may be a wood pellet shortage now, but we could go for years without running out of clueless hippies.
First they want us to stop building nuke plants, so we do. Then they want us to stop building coal, gas, and oil-fired power plants. So we do. Then they want us to stop building dams, so we do. Then they demand that we start building highly inefficient wind farms, so we do. Now they want us to shut down the wind farms.
There's no making these people happy. They have such an overburden of self-loathing, they'll not be happy until every human on Earth is either dead or living in a cave, waiting to die. Wankers.
I need to patent my HippieHeater 3000. Burn hippies, heat your home, help the environment! I could sell it to all those people who bought the wood pellet furnaces. There may be a wood pellet shortage now, but we could go for years without running out of clueless hippies.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 10:34
2 Comments:
You can please some of the people some of the time but not all the people all of the time. Just please number one, yourself, that's the all encompassing solution.
"We definitely support wind power, but it needs to be sited in appropriate areas."
Like where the wind blows????
BTW, no need to burn the entire hippy. Just render the fat in their heads into biodiesel. :)
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