Tail Chasing
Upon further consideration, I've decided that I like environmentalists. They're entertaining.
For example, just look at this group of yahoos who are currently trooping around Arkansas forests, systematically poisoning trees in the hope of bringing back a single species of woodpecker.
It's a lot like watching a dog chase its tail; very amusing, in that "my dog is a complete moron" sort of way.
For example, just look at this group of yahoos who are currently trooping around Arkansas forests, systematically poisoning trees in the hope of bringing back a single species of woodpecker.
It's a lot like watching a dog chase its tail; very amusing, in that "my dog is a complete moron" sort of way.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:00
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Why don't they just get a sample of genetic code from one of the woodpeckers? That way, when genetic engineering gets advanced enough, they can just mass-produce the annoying birds.
Ok...so we have Earth First enviroterrorists who drive spikes into trees to injure/maim loggers when they try to cut down trees. Now we have these enviroyahoos who are killing trees to aid woodpeckers.
Sounds like we've got the makings of a nice intra-environmental movement grudge match. We REALLY need to introduce these two groups to one another, put them in the Moody Gardens Rainforest pyramid, give them machette's, and see who survives. Now THAT'S what "Survivor" SHOULD have been like. ;)
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