Hot Damned
Some twit has created the world's hottest "hot sauce." It's so concentrated, it requires safety gear to handle it.
Even worse, some people are dumb enough to eat this poison. No doubt they'll end up in the hospital--without medical insurance, almost certainly, since anyone idiotic enough to actually put it in their mouth couldn't possibly hold a decent job. Which means we, the people smart enough not to ingest lethal doses of poison, get to foot their medical bills.
I believe that Mr. Lazar, the creator of this monstrosity, should be made to drink an entire bottle. His writhing, agony-torn death should be filmed for posterity, and as a warning that some people are too fucking stupid to be part of the human species.
(Hat tip to Ricky W.)
Even worse, some people are dumb enough to eat this poison. No doubt they'll end up in the hospital--without medical insurance, almost certainly, since anyone idiotic enough to actually put it in their mouth couldn't possibly hold a decent job. Which means we, the people smart enough not to ingest lethal doses of poison, get to foot their medical bills.
I believe that Mr. Lazar, the creator of this monstrosity, should be made to drink an entire bottle. His writhing, agony-torn death should be filmed for posterity, and as a warning that some people are too fucking stupid to be part of the human species.
(Hat tip to Ricky W.)
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:22
1 Comments:
I especially like the concern that this poison might "hospitalise a user who touches a sensitive part of the body afterwards." Reminds me of the warning my brother gave my husband the first time Mike tried crawdads. Apparently my brother learned from first hand experience that males must wash their hands before using the potty when they've been eating mud bugs, something about running cold water over a "sensitive part of [his] body" in the sink of the French Quarter.
--M
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