Nerd Rage!

First, read this article from Men's Fitness magazine which hilariously mocks the fat cosplay superdorks at the NYC comic book convention.

Thence onward to the nerd rage replies.  Oh, the huge butthurt! If you can't take a joke, don't be squeezing your badly out-of-shape body into a leotard and prancing around in public. Once you have chosen to make yourself an inviting target for ridicule, you've no right to get pissy when somebody takes the shot.