Chastised

There's an app for that:

The Qiui Cellmate internet-connected chastity lock, billed as the “world’s first app controlled chastity device,” could have allowed anyone to remotely and permanently lock in the user’s penis.

Um... and you would put your penis in this thing... why? Personally, I'm quite particular about where I put mine. Maybe I'm just not with the times?

Because the chamber was designed to lock with a metal ring underneath the user’s penis, the researchers said it may require the intervention of a heavy-duty bolt cutter or an angle grinder to free the user.

"Penis" and "angle grinder" should never, ever be used in the same sentence. In case you were in doubt.

“The app stopped working completely after three days and I am stuck!” said one user. Another said they “got already stuck twice when wearing it due to the unreliable app.”

Waitwaitwait... TWICE?! You mean to tell me that you put this stupid thing on, it trapped Junior agsinst your will, and then YOU DID IT AGAIN?! I'm sorry, sir, but the Man Council has deliberated on this matter and we've decided that you are too stupid to own a penis. Please go with the nurse and you'll be relieved of the responsibility. I'm sure the LGBTWTFBBQ+/- crowd will welcome you with open arms. Please give some thought to your new Post-Penile Pronoun of Preference.