Ouija talkin' 'bout, Willis?

One flew over the cuckoo's nest:

Paul Marsters has warned that deadly demons could be released by the [ouija] boards if they are in the hands of anyone but mediums. Paul, who is a member of True Paranormal Events UK, said he was "gobsmacked" when he saw the spirit board on sale for £1 in his local budget store.

He said: "Ouija boards are most certainly not a toy and should not be available for kids to buy in pound shops for Halloween - never mind adults that are not trained in how to use them. It does not matter if they are plastic or wood, if the planchette spells the word 'Zeus' it is a demon trying to come through and you should not even say the name, never mind continuing to communicate with it."

Ah yes... Zeus, the well-known Greek demon. A nasty one, that. *eyeroll*

I can't imagine how many demons, devils, ghouls, ghosts and goblins my friends and I must have unleashed on the world as 11 year-olds playing with the sets we purchased at Toys-R-Us with our allowance money. I'm sure if Milton-Bradley had known about it they would have claimed exclusive interview rights.

The only thing dangerous in this situation is the fact that Mr Marsters is allowed to roam about outside the psych ward absent supervision. Come this way, Paulie... we'll take a nice ride in the pretty white van. Here, you can wear this new jacket. Look at all the shiny buckles!