Apathy Curve: $#*% Pumpkin Spice

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Thursday, October 17, 2019

$#*% Pumpkin Spice

As I usually do, I went through the car wash at lunch, (I have a subscription; best thirty bucks a month I spend). Today, however, they had added pumpkin spice scent to their soap. I fucking HATE pumpkin spice. And it wasn't weak, either. I had the AC on, so it sucked in the fumes, and now the inside of my 500 horsepower race car smells like a fucking Hobby Lobby.

It occurs to me, however, that they're missing a marketing opportunity here. For a couple extra bucks, they could let you pick whatever scent you want to have put into the soap. Leather, Steel & Oil comes to mind. Black Powder Smoke, maybe...

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