Darwin Loves...
...buses. Hold on, it's not what you think.
Apparently some idiot college student back in the 90s decided he was going to be a mountain man in Alaska. Of course he failed miserably -- i.e., he starved to death. Fast forward a decade and ultra-left commie-tard Sean Penn made a movie out of it, which became a cult classic among stupid people. Ever since then, idiots the world over have been trying to hike up to the abandoned bus where Original Idiot starved to death. This latest one drowned attempting to cross a river.
On the bright side, she probably won't be the last. There's no shortage of unpleasant ways to die in the Alaskan wilderness. I'll take Big Fucking Bears for $500, Alex.
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Hat-tip to Sharkis
Apparently some idiot college student back in the 90s decided he was going to be a mountain man in Alaska. Of course he failed miserably -- i.e., he starved to death. Fast forward a decade and ultra-left commie-tard Sean Penn made a movie out of it, which became a cult classic among stupid people. Ever since then, idiots the world over have been trying to hike up to the abandoned bus where Original Idiot starved to death. This latest one drowned attempting to cross a river.
On the bright side, she probably won't be the last. There's no shortage of unpleasant ways to die in the Alaskan wilderness. I'll take Big Fucking Bears for $500, Alex.
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Hat-tip to Sharkis
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