Darwin Loves...
...Mount Everest.
Eleven people have died this year atop the mountain. By falling off, you presume? No, none of it. They died while standing in line...
There are so many people trying to get to the top, the lines going up and down are causing traffic jams. Oxygen bottles are running out and people are dropping dead from asphyxiation while standing in line. It just doesn't get any more retarded that this, folks.
I'm patiently awaiting that killer asteroid.
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Eleven people have died this year atop the mountain. By falling off, you presume? No, none of it. They died while standing in line...
There are so many people trying to get to the top, the lines going up and down are causing traffic jams. Oxygen bottles are running out and people are dropping dead from asphyxiation while standing in line. It just doesn't get any more retarded that this, folks.
I'm patiently awaiting that killer asteroid.
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