Apathy Curve: Boo!

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Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Boo!

Along came a spider...

The woman told a state trooper she was trying to back her Kia van down the Neel’s Landing Boat Launch to put her kayak in the river when a spider jumped in her lap. Naturally, she jumped out of the van. The van then rolled into the river, the Georgia State Patrol said.

Laugh it up. Because you're just going to sit there calmly when a spider decides you need a lap dance, right? Yeah, right. You'll clear the car by six feet without touching the ground and run away faster than a little girl at a pedophile convention.

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