Selfie Stupidity
Stupid chick mauled by jaguar.
She climbed over a barrier at a wildlife park and tried to take a selfie with a jaguar. Says Stupid Chick after receiving multiple wounds from the less-than-amused feline:
Yes, stupid often does.
As you may have surmised from the fact that she was still saying stupid shit afterwards, she survived the experience. That is most unfortunate, as she will no doubt go on to spawn several copies of her stupid self, thus perpetuating the curse under which Western civilization is constantly laboring.
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She climbed over a barrier at a wildlife park and tried to take a selfie with a jaguar. Says Stupid Chick after receiving multiple wounds from the less-than-amused feline:
"It hurts, it hurts," she says.
Yes, stupid often does.
As you may have surmised from the fact that she was still saying stupid shit afterwards, she survived the experience. That is most unfortunate, as she will no doubt go on to spawn several copies of her stupid self, thus perpetuating the curse under which Western civilization is constantly laboring.
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