Sexy Cheese

The geniuses at PETA now claim that cheese is sexist because of cow abuse... or something. I won't walk you through the tortured "logic" which led them to that conclusion; you may read the article and attempt to follow it if you care to do so.

Cattle, much like chickens and sheep, are domesticated animals which have been bred over thousands of generations to serve as a source of food and materials for humans. They are no more sentient than a fern -- which still puts them higher on the I.Q. scale than the average member of PETA. I once dated a girl whose sister was a card-carrying member of PETA. That was quite simply the dumbest and most poorly educated human being I've ever encountered. She was essentially nothing more than ambulatory furniture.