Conservatism is the New Punk

Neo-punk band Dream Machine was dropped by their label because they said things that didn't jive with the Hollywood ultra-leftist mantra:

“Safe spaces make people weak, and today people should be demanding Liberty not safety and comfort.” – Matthew Melton

“Something that pisses me off about the music world is that girls have mostly become lazy jellyfish and are starting these horrible feminist bands just to try and ”show men what they got”. The safe space mentality has made them weak. They don’t even know how to play their instruments! They’ll make songs about being ”sexually assaulted” or about how ”empowering” abortions are or some shit and it’s fucking retarded, they’re embarrassing themselves. If men did that they would be crucified! You see the longing for a gender supremacy under the guise of “equal rights”. What happened to the incredible female singers from back in the day with real talent, singing about finding true love and wanting to be a good woman?” – Doris Melton

When given an opportunity to recant their sins and throw themselves upon the mercy of the Great Goddess Gaia, the band give 'em the finger:

We were immediately dropped from the label with no opportunity to explain or defend ourselves. Castle Face Records even stated that they “urged us to make a statement” but refused to post our response clarifying and defending our interview. How very tolerant and inclusive, right?

Since that time, the band's popularity has been skyrocketing. Espousing conservatism, you see, has now become the "edgy" thing to do among college kids. The irony is so fucking thick you could make a lava lamp out of it.




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Hat-tip to Uncle Monkey