Apathy Curve: Stick It

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Tuesday, March 07, 2017

Stick It

Highlights from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s list of things which people came into emergency rooms to have removed from their various bodily orifices in 2016. A few of my favorites:

“USING A VIBRATOR LAST NIGHT, THOUGHT WAS INSERTING IN VAGINA, INTERRUPTED BY MOM & SAT UP QUICKLY, INSERTED IN RECTUM, CAN’T REMOVE”

“ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED A PILL BOTTLE WHEN TAKING HIS MEDICATION”

Oh, and I mustn't neglect the sweetie who somehow got a "SMALL PAINTING KIT" stuck in her girl parts. Talent, that. Just call her vag Gogh.

1 Comments:

davis14633 said...: This is what happens when people no longer have to worry about food and shelter, they get bored and wonder: "Hmmm, will this fit?"; 21:50