Apathy Curve: Keystone Kriminals

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Monday, February 27, 2017

Keystone Kriminals

Bungled burglary:

Police in Kannapolis arrested two men they say shot up the front of a Rent-A-Center to steal a television before crashing into each other in the store’s parking lot while trying to flee.

Following the collision, police say both men drove away driving the wrong way on South Cannon Boulevard before both were involved in separate crashes. Police apprehended both men and placed them under arrest. The suspects have been identified as Willie El’Beehard Anthony, 20, and Jamarqua Antonio Davis, 16.

Ferals. I'd post their mugshots, but I'm afraid just clicking on them would make my hand smell like corn chips.

Also... "El'Beehard"? Seriously?

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