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Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Instant Karma

Let's say you're a thug looking for a store to rob. Precisely how dumb would you have to be to decide that your ideal mark is a shop named "Dixie Gun and Pawn"? Well, we can't administer an I.Q. test because he got a taxpayer relief shot as his consolation prize.


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posted by Jar(egg)head at 17:36

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Blogger davis14633 said...

Site alignment, site picture, will win every time over "I got this stolen gun, and an idea"

08:25  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Max Payne meme "How the criminal saw himself" in the comments made me lose my coffee this morning :P

https://cdn.liveleak.com/80281E/ll_a_s/2017/Jan/9/LiveLeak-dot-com-4d1_1483996485-Double-fisting_1483996504.png?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bddf924c41dbd472ec&ec_rate=230

-jw

09:39  

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