Apathy Curve: Jabba No Wonga

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Thursday, October 06, 2016

Jabba No Wonga

Al Gore to stump for Hillary Clinton with millennial voters

They probably promised Albert the Hutt there'd be a free buffet and open bar. But just for the amusement factor, let me see if I can follow this so-called strategy...

Identified Problem: Fat, lying, unlikable, hypocritical, egotistical, rich old white woman is unappealing to young voters.

Proposed Solution: Bring in fat, lying, unlikable, hypocritical, egotistical, rich old white man to appeal to young voters.

Yeah, that should work.

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