Apathy Curve: News of the Norks

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Friday, August 12, 2016

News of the Norks

The North Korean army is stepping up recruitment, but they aren't filling the ranks of combat units for an invasion. Nope, it's all about construction. What are they building? I'm glad you asked:

On Friday, Workers' Party newspaper Rodong Sinmun reported Kim Jong Un sent messages of appreciation to various supporters of the renovation of the Kumsusan Palace of the Sun. Kim's plan in May was to add a layer of gold leaf to the roof and decorate the building with crystal beads.

Yeah, it's gettin' on about time for you folks to stretch that fat little fucker's neck about a foot or so. But hey, at least he's decorating it appropriately: like a whorehouse.

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