Transgoofy

Oh, the injustice of it all:

The Scottish winner of a national transgender beauty pageant has had her title stripped from her as she is “not transgender enough”. Jai Dara Latto, from Walkerburn, Peeblesshire, was named Miss Transgender UK in a ceremony in London last September.

But Rachael Bailey, who runs the pageant, has now removed Jai’s title and is set to crown another beauty queen, Daisy Bell, the winner after seeing video footage she claims proves Ms Latto is not living as a woman full-time.

So what heinous crime has she/he/it committed to deserve this brutal defrocking?

Ms Bailey said: “When Jai entered the competition, she said she was full-time and she is not – she is a drag queen.

The [BBC documentary of Latto] showed her living as a gay male in her boxer shorts. Underwear is very important to transgender females – one of the first thing people do is change their underwear”

Ah! Yes, of course; wrong underwear! That'll get ya every time. What was she/he/it thinking, I ask you?

Ms Latto, 23, said she had severed all ties with the pageant, which she claims forces transgender women into a female “stereotype” of long hair, tight clothes and lacy underwear.


Got that? The guy who wants to be a girl is throwing a hissy fit because somebody thinks she/he/it should look like a girl. How terrible for her/him/it. What is the world coming to when a guy who wants to be a girl can't look like a guy?


P.S. - I present to you as a community service Ye Olde Pronunciation Guide For Transgender Meta-Pronouns Made Up By Me:

She/He/It = "shit"
Her/Him/It = "hermit"

After all, we don't want to be offensive to guys who want to be girls who want to look like guys... right?