Whodunnit?
Brussels Airport and Metro Explosions: Suicide Attacker Suspected
Let's see... who could it possibly have been? Who would have wanted to strap on explosives and blow themselves up in the middle of a crowd of people? The Amish? No, no... can't be the Amish.
Oh! It's the Buddhists! Yes! No. No, can't be the Buddhists...
I got it! It's the JOOS! Yes! It must be... No. Can't be them, either.
Man, this is a real stumper, I tell ya!
There was no formal claim of responsibility for Tuesday's blasts — and one senior European counter-terrorism official told NBC News that authorities were scrambling to determine who was behind the assault.
"We have no clue yet," the official told NBC News.
Let's see... who could it possibly have been? Who would have wanted to strap on explosives and blow themselves up in the middle of a crowd of people? The Amish? No, no... can't be the Amish.
Oh! It's the Buddhists! Yes! No. No, can't be the Buddhists...
I got it! It's the JOOS! Yes! It must be... No. Can't be them, either.
Man, this is a real stumper, I tell ya!
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