Apathy Curve: We're All Going to DIE!!!

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Monday, March 07, 2016

We're All Going to DIE!!!

Moons, Eclipses, and big ass rocks

Is the world going to end TOMORROW? Asteroid 2013 TX68 flyby coincides with two 'biblical' omens

Could this be true? Let's ask the experts:

Although NASA has repeatedly insisted the asteroid will speed by without hitting Earth, conspiracy theorists and evangelical Christians are convinced the strange coincidence means the world is about to end. Internet pastor Anita Fuentes and her husband Ignacio Fuentes (pictured below) suggested the "biblical" omens could be a very bad sign for the future of humanity.

NASA says no ( but they have also been touting Global Cooling, I mean Global Warming, I mean Climate Change, so not sure we can trust them)Internet Pastor? Well, if you can't believe the stuff put on the World Wide Web, then what can you believe? That settles it! Gather your family for one last meal and hunker down in your bunker for the coming end. What do you mean you don't have a bunker? If you follow this Blog even remotely, you surely have a bunker. No? Sucks to be you.

1 Comments:

Jar(egg)head said...: Stop teasing. People have been promising me the world will end for my entire life and I've always been disappointed. I've resigned myself to dying of natural causes -- or a motorcycle wreck, which in my case amounts to the same thing.; 14:40