Bribery

Paid to obey the law:

They say crime doesn't pay, but that might not be entirely true in the District of Columbia as lawmakers look for ways to discourage people from becoming repeat offenders.

The D.C. Council voted unanimously Tuesday to approve a bill that includes a proposal to pay residents a stipend not to commit crimes. It's based on a program in Richmond, California, that advocates say has contributed to deep reductions in crime there.

Under the bill, city officials would identify up to 200 people a year who are considered at risk of either committing or becoming victims of violent crime. Those people would be directed to participate in behavioral therapy and other programs. If they fulfill those obligations and stay out of trouble, they would be paid.

Meh. Might work in the land of fruits and nuts, but it obviously doesn't work in D.C. We've been paying the people we send there for decades to uphold the law and look where that got us.

Seriously, though... The core problem with bribery is that the bribed never stay bribed; there's always a better opportunity.


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Hat-tip to Jeff W.