Apostatic

Throwin' down the gauntlet:

A new Mormon church policy considers church members in same-sex unions as apostates whose children will be barred from baptism and church membership unless they disavow same-sex relationships.

Oh, you can hear the Gay Mafia reaching a fast boil already. This is gonna be the game of the decade: The Everybody-Gets-A-Planet Cult versus The Transgendered Screech Monkeys! Somebody get me a beer.