Greased

A Greek fighter plane crashed and killed a bunch of people. Which is ironic, because that's what is about to happen to the Greek economy. Now that the ever-irrational Greek electorate has decided they don't like fiscal responsibility and chosen to put the hard left back in control of the country, you can expect a financial implosion in Greece that will send shockwaves throughout the so-called EuroZone.

Hey Germany, just do us all a favor and invade Greece. We know they owe you several times the value of their gross national product, and that tends to make a person a bit put out. So if all of those neo-commie Greeks were to end up, you know... um, dead... well, we promise not to ask any embarrassing questions. We'll just nod solemnly and pass you a full stein.