Mommy, camp isn't fun anymore

Can I come home?

Letters from French jihadists home to their parents have revealed the misery, boredom and fear suffered by Islamist recruits as the gloss fades from their big adventure. In a series of letters seen by Le Figaro newspaper, some of the 376 French currently fighting in Syria have begged for advice on how to return. Others have complained that, rather than participating in a noble battle, they have been acting as jihadi dogs bodies.

Uh Oh, Francious went off to Syria to help the "oppressed" and the big kids are making him do 'GASP!' chores:

"I've basically done nothing except hand out clothes and food," wrote one, who wants to return from Aleppo. "I also help clean weapons and transport dead bodies from the front. Winter's arrived here. It's begun to get really hard." Another writes: "I'm fed up. They make me do the washing up."

Another doesn't like the lack of an Apple store:

"I'm fed up. My iPod doesn't work any more here. I have to come back."

Basically the story goes on that the Muzzies are treating them "mean" and they don't get their French pension and have to do actual work and a few have even lost their head for talking about leaving. Well, I say, That is the funniest shit I have read in awhile. What a bunch of dumbasses.