Trampie
Trashy:
Apparently they've confused "normal" with "trailer trash floozy." Granted, in certain parts of the country that is the norm, but do you really want your five year old girl playing with it...
"Now, snowflake! Stop torturing the tramp doll! IHOP waitresses are people too, you know. Dirty, stupid, ugly people... but people nonetheless. And get that butterfly tattoo off her forehead, dear; that's not where they put those."
The Lammily doll, also known as the "normal Barbie," is ready to purchase online for about $25. And a $5.99 sticker extension pack--including 38 reusable stickers--will be available on January 18.
The stickers, called Lammily marks, include cellulite, stretch marks, freckles, acne, glasses, temporary tattoo, scratches, bruises, cast, mosquito bites and dirt stains.
Apparently they've confused "normal" with "trailer trash floozy." Granted, in certain parts of the country that is the norm, but do you really want your five year old girl playing with it...
"Now, snowflake! Stop torturing the tramp doll! IHOP waitresses are people too, you know. Dirty, stupid, ugly people... but people nonetheless. And get that butterfly tattoo off her forehead, dear; that's not where they put those."
posted by Jar(egg)head at 15:56
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