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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Captain Obvious!

A revelation! Joseph Smith was a freak! No really. Here, let me break out the Cliched Revelation Music: Duh-duhn-DUNNNHHH!

The Mormon church has admitted that founder Joseph Smith married about 40 women including a 14-year-old and others who were already the wives of his followers, having maintained for nearly 200 years that he was monogamous.


You don't say? And Mormonism is a freakish cult. We know this already. Not exactly a plot twist, guys. But the Captain thanks you for your insight.

Never trust someone who shuns both alcohol and caffeine but chooses to get married FORTY FUCKING TIMES. Sumpin' ain't right.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 11:44

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