Um... no

Oh, this is rich. Under the heading "Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste," the least useful organization on the planet is now trying to use ebola to extort more money for their caviar:

Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon says a trust fund he launched to fight Ebola has only $100,000 in the bank.

Ban appealed urgently for contributions to the fund which is seeking $1 billion to tackle the disease.

Ban told reporters Thursday that the U.N. fund has received about $20 million and the rest was spent to combat the escalating Ebola crisis.

So... you spend $19,900,000.00 (of U.S. taxpayer money, for the most part) to "combat the escalating Ebola crisis" in west Africa, with the truly astounding result that the vile plague spreads even faster than it did before and is now threatening to turn into a worldwide epidemic. On the heels of that dazzlingly inept performance, you come to the bench with your hand out demanding FIFTY TIMES that much?! How about "Fuck you"? Does that work for you, UN-boy? Because I'm definitely thinking "FUCK YOU!"

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

Useless fucking douchebags.