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Oh hardy-har-har:

Americans are suffering from "Fearbola," a "hyper-contagious disease that affects the brain, making sufferers fear a widespread Ebola outbreak in the United States," according to CNN’s Mel Robbins.

Citing a Washington Post-ABC News poll that found two-thirds of Americans are worried about an Ebola outbreak and think the U.S. isn’t doing enough to make sure that doesn’t happen, Robbins talked about how Fearbola is spread.

“Fearbola is an airborne disease that spreads through conversation, entering your brain through your ears. Fearbola is so contagious that some victims have contracted it by simply seeing images and videos about Ebola,” Robbins wrote. “Once inside your body, Fearbola attacks the part of the brain responsible for rational thinking.”

Oh, Mel... U SO FUNNY! Hey, you know what I'm afflicted by? A lack of leadership in Washington, aided and abetted by the total abandonment of duties assigned by our Constitution to the fourth estate -- that'd be you, Mel buddy. Obama could walk out of his office holding the disembodied head of a toddler in one hand, a bloody axe in the other, and you pathetic pack of sycophantic Democrat dicksuckers in the press would immediately start talking about how we have too many toddlers and a lack of empathy for axe murderers.

Fucking useless douchebags.