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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

All That and a Name, Too!

The airstrikes against ISIS now have an official name: Operation Inherent Resolve. That's militarese (in which I am quite fluent) for We Were Forced To Do This Stupid Shit.

Hey, I wonder what they'll call the boneheaded move of sending several hundred airborne combat troops into a plague zone? I suggest Operation Exceptionally Inept.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 14:39

1 Comments:

Blogger Davis14633 said...

How about "Operation Bring it Home", or "Operation Spread the Pandemic" or even better, "Operation Infect us all, because we want to be politically correct and we can't ban flights from these disease ridden countries because it might hurt someone's feelings even though it could kill us all" The last one is a little wordy, but I think appropriate.

06:51  

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