Hole in One
Watch as Rays DH Matt Joyce bounces a practice ball off the backstop and back into the pitching machine -- which obligingly sends it right back. Talent, that.
I present this as a way of reminding you that there are still real sports out there, in spite of the American media outlets' non-stop attempts to get us to care about the World Fucking Cup. Sorry, guys; no sale. We have real sports. Girly kick-ball ranks just below water polo on the American national interest scale.
If you want to pique my interest, you could start by nuking Brazil. That would kill off every professional soccer player in the world and the mouth breathers who populate the sorry, broke-ass excuse for a country in one fell swoop. Now THAT is television worth watching.
Friday. Go get drunk. Don't watch soccer.
I present this as a way of reminding you that there are still real sports out there, in spite of the American media outlets' non-stop attempts to get us to care about the World Fucking Cup. Sorry, guys; no sale. We have real sports. Girly kick-ball ranks just below water polo on the American national interest scale.
If you want to pique my interest, you could start by nuking Brazil. That would kill off every professional soccer player in the world and the mouth breathers who populate the sorry, broke-ass excuse for a country in one fell swoop. Now THAT is television worth watching.
Friday. Go get drunk. Don't watch soccer.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 16:51
2 Comments:
I am at a loss since my favourite sports are on a break right now. Chances are, if full-contact is not involved, I won't be watching it.
It isn't really a sport unless you have to wear pads to survive the contact. Anything else is just televised calisthenics.
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