Apathy Curve: Surviving the ZA

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Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Surviving the ZA

The best and worst states in which to survive the zombie apocalypse. You can probably guess which state placed first:

With a low population density and more federally licensed firearms dealers, hospitals and Walmarts than any other state, Texas is an easy choice for best place to survive the zombie apocalypse. It also has more military bases than all but a handful of states, which will come in handy to protect your desert camp from zombie invasion, or, in the event that Fort Hood is lost, as a place to salvage supplies.

You yankees are fucked... as is everyone in Hawaii, which I find delightful. The good news for y'all, however, is that the zombies will most likely starve for lack of brains to eat.

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