h4x0Rz for Allah!

You might remember that back in May, elite Syrian government hackers chopped their way into The Onion's servers. Devastating, that was. National security experts nearly hurt themselves when they fell asleep at their desks.

But they're not about to stop their rampage of electronic terror, are these dastardly Syrian cyberwarriors. Nosiree. They just hacked into the WaPo's website and forced it to redirect clicks to... their own website! Oh, those clever Syrians! Nobody will ever catch them, I tell ya!