We're all gonna DIIIIIIEEE!!!1

But not yet...

Extreme global warming is less likely in coming decades after a slowdown in the pace of temperature rises so far this century, an international team of scientists said on Sunday. Warming is still on track, however, to breach a goal set by governments around the world of limiting the increase in temperatures to below 2 degrees Celsius (3.6 Fahrenheit) above pre-industrial times, unless tough action is taken to limit rising greenhouse gas emissions.

Warm-ish. That's it. Global warming(ish). Or perhaps Climate Change(yness). If the results don't meet your predictions, just change the conditions of the experiment until you achieve the desired result -- because your paycheck depends on it.

Never has so much money and effort been expended on a problem that doesn't exist.


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