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Monday, February 04, 2013

No Sale

Got this via email -- from Amazon, of all things:

One Month of Boot Camp Classes
Fitness 101
19106 Stuebner Airline Road, Spring
$33


Two points:

1) Amazon, your customer classification algorithm is broken. Badly.

2) If anyone is really interested in boot camp, I can sell you three months for the low, low price $0.00, and not in nasty ol' Spring, Texas either. Sunny California! Free airfare! Click for details.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:59

2 Comments:

Blogger curmudgeon said...

Hell no. I much prefer spring in Parris. As in Parris Island.

13:56  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

Sand fleas are a hard sell, even for free.

12:55  

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