NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Not satisfied with destroying Star Trek, J.J. Abrams is now going to do the same to Star Wars. Methinks it's past time Mr Abrams was hit by a bus. I shall send a task order to the Apathy Special Circumstances Division immediately.
Oh, I hear what you're thinking. It's on your mind that "He can't do any worse than Lucas did with Episodes I through III." Oh, but he can. His cinematic incompetence truly knows no bounds. J.J. Abrams may be the only director who can actually make Uwe Boll look good.
On second thought, a bus "accident" might be too obvious (and painless). Perhaps a tragic incident involving duct tape and a troop of rabid lemurs...
Oh, I hear what you're thinking. It's on your mind that "He can't do any worse than Lucas did with Episodes I through III." Oh, but he can. His cinematic incompetence truly knows no bounds. J.J. Abrams may be the only director who can actually make Uwe Boll look good.
On second thought, a bus "accident" might be too obvious (and painless). Perhaps a tragic incident involving duct tape and a troop of rabid lemurs...
posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:08
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At least I can lower my expectations now instead of waiting another 16 years.
-JW
I sense a disturbance in the Force.
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