EEEEK! Wildlife!
Or, Revenge of Thanksgivings past
Complaints About Turkey Attacks On The Rise In Brookline
Apparently the folks in Boston have forgotten where Turkeys come from and that you can eat them. Yes, there is a firearms ban, but an arrow has worked for millenia in ridding the world of pesky fowl and filling hungry bellies. Whack one or two and the rest will remember who the apex predator is. Or you can stand and wait for the Government to take care of it with millions of your tax dollars in scare tactics and relocation programs. I like the two dollar reusable arrow option myself.
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