Sophos-try

The corp I work for is always trying to take shortcuts and do things the cheap way, which invariably bites us in the ass. For example, instead of buying some decent anti-virus and anti-malware software like Norton, they went and bought this Sophos garbage a few years back. It's been a constant pain in our ass ever since, but two days ago it really broke the mold: the latest update caused the program to start seeing itself as malware, at which point it began deleting itself.

Our crappy third-rate software is eating its own head. Quality.