Apathy Curve: Fantasy Filching

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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Fantasy Filching

Fork over wit da gold pieces or da gnome gets it, unnerstan?

A video-game addict forced a fellow geek to fork over 4.7 billion “magic” coins by pulling a realistic-looking gun during a robbery in a Fordham University classroom

Sez submitter:

I can just hear the conversation with his cellies, "I was shaking down this level 50 Dark Elf for 5 B magic coins large yo, and things went south, you know, and I got tagged by the IRL Po-Po."

Shortly thereafter, IRL butthurt will ensue.

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Hat-tip to Jeff W.

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