Islam hates Twitter and... well, everything
Those wild-n-wacky muzzies are at it again, flashing all tolerant and thick-skinned:
So what was it that got the slavish minions of Mohammed (Penis Be Up Him) all riled up and ready to whip their camels?
Uh, yeah. Obviously... Must be an inside joke.
Unless they're planning on reading bedtime stories to those 72 virgins and teaching them to crochet, I'd say the answer is an unequivocal "Yes!"
In fairness, I must call your attention to the fact that this is one area where Islam has a noticeable edge over the other Abrahamic religions: brothels full of voluptuous teens or streets paved with gold... Hrm, that's a tough one. I readily confess I don't know what the Jews get for a lifetime of wearing those silly little hats and blowing up stupid Muslims. Really good matzo? Maybe just not having to wear the hats anymore is reward enough? Help me out here, Shark.
Yeah, well that won't be a problem from either direction: the EU will soon crumble back into its component pieces and there's about as much chance of Turkey passing the equivalent of a First Amendment as there is of me voting for Obama.
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Hat-tip to Vizigoth
A Turkish court on Friday formally charged an internationally known pianist and composer with insulting Islamic religious values in comments he made on Twitter.
The court in Istanbul voted to approve an indictment against Fazil Say, who has played piano with the New York Philharmonic, Berlin Symphony Orchestra, Israel Philharmonic, National Orchestra of France and Tokyo Symphony.
So what was it that got the slavish minions of Mohammed (Penis Be Up Him) all riled up and ready to whip their camels?
In one tweet cited in the indictment, Say said: “What if there is raki (traditional anisette drink) in paradise but not in hell, while there is Chivas Regal (scotch) in hell and not in paradise? What will happen then? This is the most important question!!”
Islam forbids alcohol and many Islamists might consider such remarks unacceptable.
Uh, yeah. Obviously... Must be an inside joke.
In one of the pianist’s retweets, one excerpt questioned whether paradise was a “brothel?”
Unless they're planning on reading bedtime stories to those 72 virgins and teaching them to crochet, I'd say the answer is an unequivocal "Yes!"
In fairness, I must call your attention to the fact that this is one area where Islam has a noticeable edge over the other Abrahamic religions: brothels full of voluptuous teens or streets paved with gold... Hrm, that's a tough one. I readily confess I don't know what the Jews get for a lifetime of wearing those silly little hats and blowing up stupid Muslims. Really good matzo? Maybe just not having to wear the hats anymore is reward enough? Help me out here, Shark.
The European Union has long encouraged Turkey to improve freedom of speech if it wants to become a member one day.
Yeah, well that won't be a problem from either direction: the EU will soon crumble back into its component pieces and there's about as much chance of Turkey passing the equivalent of a First Amendment as there is of me voting for Obama.
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Hat-tip to Vizigoth
posted by Jar(egg)head at 13:36
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I think we've insulted Islam enough here that Death Squads are hunting us as we speak, um, type.
Now, just to Tweet that and send them over the edge.
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