Apathy Curve: Breast-sucking dwarves

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Monday, June 04, 2012

Breast-sucking dwarves

Namibia: even more weird shit than Japan:

Female residents at Bethanie are living in fear as a Tokoloshe [a dwarf-like water sprite - ed.] is reported to suck at the breasts of unsuspecting women and is being accused of sexually abusing them. “The Tokoloshe is sucking my breasts and at times it also sexually abused us,” reported Veterika Gawises. “Sometimes in the morning I wake up with swollen private parts,” the distressed 37-year old mother of six children revealed.

“We plan to bring prophets, one of whom has asked for N$10 000, while another asked for N$2 800 to pray for us”

Hey, I could move to Namibia and make myself a... profit! (Apologies to Kevin Smith)

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