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A woman accused of calling her beau a "(female genitalia) boy" while drunk in the parking lot of the Martin County Sheriff's Office and jail faces charges.

Stacey Lynn Frontera, 49, also is accused of expectorating on two deputies during the April 28 rumpus, according to recently released records. A deputy walking through the sheriff's office and jail parking lot about 2:40 p.m. heard a woman yell "(female genitalia) boy."

The deputy saw Frontera approaching a man in the back of a parked pick-up truck. She yelled obscenities. The 54-year-old man ducked away from Frontera, who noticed the deputy approaching.

Frontera kept yelling at the man and said he was trying to kill himself with a pen.

A "P" was written in red ink on his shirt. He said he planned to write "(female genitalia) boy" because that's what his girlfriend was calling him. A significant number of men likely would not consider "(female genitalia) boy" to be a term of endearment.

Pussy. Pussypussypussy.

THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT! Er, wrote it. Typed...

Whatever.