Militant No More

The wages of stupidity and liberalism:

The Navy Department has figured a way to cut back on the expense of running a Navy and all those desert wastelands they call Marine bases. Basically, stop all drinking, smoking and eating rich foods, test everyone all the time and eventually, there won't be anyone left to collect pay and pension benefits. Of course they didn't say that exactly. What they did say is, the Navy will implement fleet-wide breathalyzer tests for sailors and Marines, crack down on smoking and drinking, and phase in many other major personnel policy changes, such as giving females three years off to birth babies instead of standing duty they signed up for.

I'm not going to go off on a long rant about this because there's no point: anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see that this is the most idiotic idea from an Administration which has built a franchise on idiocy and clueless reactionism.
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Hat-tip to Fundy